Papelbon Is A Dick
Papelbon is a dick. We all knew this, (we as in Saux nation) but he was our dick. Our dick! He insulted all of Red Sox nation Thursday saying that Phillies fan's "tend to know the game better," and freakin' Saux fans are "a little bit more hysterical when it comes to the game of baseball." So, as of today I'm no longer friends with Jonathan Papelbon. In spite all of the inside jokes, and nicknames I gave you like: the Papelpuss or Pappy Longstockings, thank you for the World Series rings, but you are no longer my homie.